Organized chaos.
I literally left my dinner on my desk for three seconds and turned around to grab something from my bookshelf. When I turned back around, all of my carrots were missing. My hedgehog just ate all of my carrots in under three seconds. How the hell did he get on my desk in the first place without me noticing?! >:I
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
wow fuck both of you.
(via fireflyunified)
COULD THIS BE ANY MORE ACCURATE
THIS IS THE MOST WONDERFULLY ACCURATE THING I’VE EVER LAID MY EYES ON
If anyone ever asks to compose my biography as a writer, I will just refer them to this.
Right now I’m at David Tennant in a spacesuit.
THIS COULD NOT BE ANY MORE ACCURATE OMFG. im at david in the spacesuit eugh.
(via originalwolfgirl)
For those who have never heard J.R.R. Tolkien sing, voilà!
“That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!” sung by the legend himself.For most of my childhood, Tolkien was the number one person from history I wanted to bring back from the dead and have a conversation with. So really, really -
Where has this been all my life?
Holy fuck.
That’s it. That’s all I can say to this.
he’s so cute!
WHAT
HOW DOES THIS EXIST
I FEEL LIKE I JUST CAPTURED A UNICORN
This needs to be shared. Stat.
Wholock AU: The Doctor tries to solve the mystery of Sherlock Holmes, the detective who keeps dying.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GENIUS
He keeps telling me to wear an ear hat
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